Conversation

Mike (as he was starting my car to check some kind of gauge and the teenagers were helping to empty all the crap their stuff out of my car)  Honey, did you do a lot of driving today?

Me (picture me after just returning from my tax class)  No, just to class and back, why?  (looking to see why he's asking, see him still looking at the gauges) Oh, because I'm almost out of gas?  Could be that I filled my tank Friday and since then you made 3 trips to the big city, with a fully loaded trailer helping your parents move and never put any gas back in my car .......

Mike (a bit sheepishly) Oh.  Yeah.