Our St. Newfie

So this morning I don't feel real good.  I have a cold that's just dragging me down.  Before the boys left for school, Sadie came over to me, kissing me.  So I started giving her attention asking how my Lover Girl was this morning.  Pete said "Lover Girl?  You should call her Slobber Girl."  Now I had to be offended on behalf of my Sadie Girl.  The St. Bernard part of her is a "dry mouth", and really, she doesn't slobber any more than any other dog I've owned.  Now the St. Bernard we had when I was growing up.......let's just say it's a good thing he was an outside dog.  I said, Pete, remember that movie we have, Bethoven?  That's how most St. Bernards slobber.  Oh, he says, I thought they had just saved up dog slobber to make it seem worse.  Nope, that's pretty much the way they are.